There was a young man that lived
with us growing up in Loveland. He’s not
so young now, in fact last I saw him he didn’t have a lick of hair on his
head. I’ll call him Jon P. He was one of my Dad’s friends brother, and
for various reasons, he lived with us until he finished High School.
One day we were hauling hay from the
field and stacking it. My Grandpa (we called him Bummy because as kids,
my brother and I couldn’t say grandpa and he became Bumpa. It was gradually shortened as we got older.) Drove
a 55 Chevy pickup, and it was sitting in the field. My Dad told Jon and Andy (my Mom’s brother),
"one of you go back and get Bummy’s pickup”. They were both about 15
and just learning to drive so the race was on. They ran like rabbits
being chased by coyotes. Jon beat Andy
and grabbed the door to the pickup. Unbeknownst to the boys, Bummy's old
dog Zeke was laying underneath the pickup. No one touched that pickup
without Bummy being there when she was around.
Now Zeke was a very protective
dog. She started out as my Dad’s dog, but after being bite by her a
couple of times…he gave her to his father-in-law. She was
completely devoted to Bummy. She was also a little sensitive and if you
ran up on her fast she would bite.
Meanwhile back at the ranch…
This is not Zeke, but Ol' Jon thought he was runnig from something like this! |
Jon had grabbed the truck door and
Zeke came flying out from underneath the pickup. Barking and snarling
acting like she was going to eat him. Well,
of course the race was on. Jon made a
couple of rounds around the pickup and it was pretty close. Every time
Jon went by the door, he would open it a little wider. Finally he got it
open enough for his body and he jumped in and slammed the door. Now when
you are being chased by a barking snarling dog, and the only escape is to get
in the very thing the dog was protecting…you’re only thought is to do it
fast.
Jon jumped in and slammed the door
shut, probably giving thanks and maybe boasting in his head about how he beat
the dog. Unfortunately he left a portion
of his anatomy sticking out. It wasn’t
something as recoverable as a finger, arm or leg. Noooo, Jon had gotten everything in but his
head.
If you’ve ever jerked your finger
out after slamming it in a door, then multiply that by 10 or so. Jon finally got his head in, but smashed his
hat pretty good. Good thing he was 15, which might have hurt
someone whose head wasn’t so thick!
I guess the moral of the story is
that just because you won the foot race, doesn’t mean you are the winner!
Or…
The devil is like a barking biting
dog, just waiting under the “truck” of your God led journey…just waiting to
jump out and bite you! Be sure you have
your head/life is in line with Jesus, so that you don’t slam it in the door!
LOL!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I've ever run from a dog like that, but I sure have from mad mama cows (and no, I'm not referring to my wife...she can open a door).
It's always good to claify who your really running from when you make a statement like "mad momma cow". Or you could easily be making that run! That is one of my Dad staples when it comes to story telling. He laughs just as hard now and when it happened.
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